One day I was looking for recipes. I was trying to find the perfect recipe for pasta. Thats when i found a post that stated "How to make the perfect pasta everyone will love." Of course i read it, who can pass on an opportunity like this! I started to make the pasta, but thats when I found some strange ingredients like Toenail clippings, bark from a tree, and a knife. But I will do anything to make good pasta.
Once I was done i realized something, MY PASTA HAD EYES AND A CREEPY SMILE!
The pasta lunged at me with a knife and stabbed me 4 times in the arm. Then I threw the pasta at the wall.
I called 911 For my arm After that I told them what happened yet they did'nt believe me.